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My Fitness Story and Motivation - Lewis Hiley My Fitness Story and Motivation - Lewis Hiley In January 2012 it suddenly hit me that I had become out of shape. I was podgy; I looked skinny wearing a t shirt, but fat without one. This had been a change from my more active years as a child and teenager...

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How To Make A Healthy Kale Shake/Smoothie How To Make A Healthy Kale Shake/Smoothie Everyday I consume one of these, it generally includes around 10 different fruits and vegetables and to put simply – it is super healthy for you! It makes me shit like a new born baby, no hemorrhoids for...

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Olympus E-PL1 Review Olympus E-PL1 Review I have had my Olympus E-PL1 for just over 7 months now and during that time it has been my main camera. It has travelled practically everywhere with me, giving me great images and decent video files wherever I go. Here is an in-depth...

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Alpha Brain Review - Onnit Labs Nootropic Supplement Alpha Brain Review For a summarisation skip the science and extended story of the following 5 paragraphs. Last week my Alpha Brain finally arrived and this week my life is for the better. Without going into too much scientific detail Alpha Brain...

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Sex Games, the Internet and Pedophiles Sex Games, the Internet and Pedophiles There haven’t been many times in history where you can casually admit that you got sexually abused by a troupe of Brazilian midgets yesterday afternoon, yet we appear to live in a golden age! The internet has...

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My Fitness Story and Motivation – Lewis Hiley

Category : Featured, Health and Fitness, Stories, Writing

My Fitness Story and Motivation – Lewis Hiley

In January 2012 it suddenly hit me that I had become out of shape. I was podgy; I looked skinny wearing a t shirt, but fat without one. This had been a change from my more active years as a child and teenager and I was well on the road to becoming the “average” pizza junkie man of the modern world. Like many people I had slipped up when I had moved away to university (college) – I suddenly went from leading a fairly active lifestyle and eating moderate amounts of mixed food, to gorging on Pizza and Cheeseburgers every single day and doing nothing in the way of exercise and before I knew it I had laid on 25lbs of FAT in the space of a year! I would eat cheeseburgers at least once everyday, sometimes even twice, as well as a host of other crap that I was putting into my body! It got to the stage where when I was low on cash the guys in my local takeout would just let me take the food for free that day – knowing that I would be back tomorrow to pay them!

This illustrates my changes so far and the time it took to do them. 6 months in total guys! Thats not a load of effort is it?!

This illustrates my changes so far and the time it took to do them. 6 months in total guys! Thats not a load of effort is it?!

 

I didn’t like what I had become and wanted to do something about it. I started getting back into Martial Arts and that provided me with some motivation to get back into shape but it was never enough.

In January 2012 I started dieting and cut my calories to around 1,400 per day (about that same as in 1 cheeseburger!). I introduced a gentle home exercise regime which simply involved doing supersets with a resistance bar that I had and some old free weights. I would do these for around 30 minutes per day, coupled together with my diet and in 3 months I had lost about 20lbs!

The problem now came that I was skinnier than ever before! Although I was still revelling in my weight loss, so this problem was placed to the back on my mind. Throughout March to August I simply maintained my habit of what I was doing and lost a few more pounds and toned my muscles a little. Yet when September came I decided to kick it up a notch, I wanted to get into the best shape of my life!

Here it is from the back. This illustrates my changes so far and the time it took to do them. 6 months in total guys! Thats not a load of effort is it?!

Here it is from the back. This illustrates my changes so far and the time it took to do them. 6 months in total guys! Thats not a load of effort is it?!

My motivations for this were pretty complex and ranged from a variety of things. Like most guys I wanted to be stronger, bigger and more athletic than everyone in the gym (not that hard when your gym is mostly populated by 70 year olds). Yet I had other motivating factors as well, I loved the little ego high I had after my weight loss and found that getting a pump from lifting weights was like a tiny little version of this effect. Another reason which sounds pretty stupid to a lot of people was that I wanted to be the best for my girlfriend! I didn’t want to go to a beach and feel out of place, not wanting to take my shirt off. I wanted to have the best body for her as well as myself! These were all self-motivating factors for me and as such I never really needed the boost we crave from online videos or “motivational posters”.

September arrived and I pretty much went berserk with my nutrition and exercise regime. I would eat around 15 different fruits and vegetables per day in shakes (video below) and then eat lean chicken with peppers and onions after my workout. This was effectively all I ever ate until December! With this combination I got pretty ripped while still adding muscle. Regardless of the 2,000 calories I was eating I was adding muscle due to being new at weight lifting!

Once December came around I went home to stay at my parents house for a month or so and during that time lost all track of my exercise and for the most part nutrition. I was still eating healthy but there was a lot more of it I was forcing down my throat! Food which I would never purchase on my own was readily available and the temptation was always there! I sympathise for people living with others who are trying to get healthy – its a damn hard thing to do when other people are not sympathetic and supportive to your cause!

Once I returned home in January I decided to hit the gym again and seeing as I had already put on a couple of pounds over the Christmas period I decided to do a bulk. We are now in March and I have been on my bulk for around 1 and a half months now and look like this:

My goals towards the future are to continue bulking until the beginning of June and once I get back from my vacation in Berlin I am going on an 8 week cut to get beach perfect for my summer vacation in July! After that I have no idea where I am heading but wherever it will be I will always take fitness with me! I may not be the fittest, the strongest, the most ripped or the biggest but that just means I always have more goals on the horizon!

P.S. I will be posting more about my fitness story as it progresses! What my bulk was like and how I am getting ripped in the cut to come next!

How To Make A Healthy Kale Shake/Smoothie

Category : Featured, Videos

How To Make A Healthy Kale Shake/Smoothie

Everyday I consume one of these, it generally includes around 10 different fruits and vegetables and to put simply – it is super healthy for you! It makes me shit like a new born baby, no hemorrhoids for me, plus the vegetables included have been proven to fight cancer cells, give clearer skin and just generally provide the body with what it needs to be fighting fit and healthy!

Hopefully this combats the alcoholism!

Anyway here is how I make one. Enjoy!

Olympus E-PL1 Review

Category : Featured, Reviews, Writing

Olympus E-PL1 Review

I have had my Olympus E-PL1 for just over 7 months now and during that time it has been my main camera. It has travelled practically everywhere with me, giving me great images and decent video files wherever I go. Here is an in-depth look at the camera which includes photographs I have taken using just the 14-42mm kit lens supplied.

The Olympus E-PL1 is a Micro 4/3 camera which uses new “mirrorless” technology to produce high quality images which nearly match the quality of a lower end DSLR. By getting rid of the conventional mirrors located inside the camera, the weight and size is dramatically reduced – leading to a camera that is easy enough to carry around all day and yet still produces great quality photos with an array of manual controls to go along with it.

When I first saw my E-PL1 I fell in love with it straight away, it would be hard for many people to deny that the camera is indeed very good looking, with its quirky looks and retro styling. I had always liked taking photographs but I would not have listed photography as one of my hobbies as I was a fairly straight forward point and shoot person up until this point. For the first month or so I pretty much only used the “iauto” mode which sets everything automatically and simply requires a press of the shutter release to make the camera take an image. The results were pleasing to me and a big improvement over my old Samsung PL151 which I had bought a year earlier.

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Alpha Brain Review – Onnit Labs Nootropic Supplement

Category : Featured, Random, Scientific, Writing

Alpha Brain Review

For a summarisation skip the science and extended story of the following 5 paragraphs.

Last week my Alpha Brain finally arrived and this week my life is for the better. Without going into too much scientific detail Alpha Brain is a balanced nootropic with its primary focus aimed towards improving cognition, memory and sleep in people from all walks of life. Its forumla uses only high level and expensive ingredients such as GPC Choline and Huperzia Serrata which boosts the levels of Acetylcholine in the body leading to enhanced cognition and “sharpening” of the neurotransmitters as well as an enhanced stage of REM sleep leading to deep rest and the possibility of lucid dreams. Coupled with this there are various other nutrients such as GABA and L-DOPA which allow for a more peaceful state as the latter is a natural precursor found in the brain which enables the neurotransmitter dopamine. This explanation is in no way exhaustive and if you would like to learn more please visit the Onnit Labs website or study each ingredient to get an in depth view of their respective functions.

Alphabrain review

So the science is there, but does it work? One of the major problems with releasing a supplement is that the effects are firstly not always immediately noticeable which leads to the assumption that they simply are not working – nevertheless I am a believer in science and have taken the time to study what and how each of these specific ingredients contributes to the formula therefore I know if it is all either marketing jargon or actual scientific produce and I am happy to say that Alphabrain is the latter. I have been taking multivitamins now for a while and am fairly in tune with my body, exercising each day, walking a lot and eating healthily, yet when I would skip a day or two on my multivitamin regime I would not feel physically any different, nor would I feel altered once I resumed taking them – yet I press on with them as I know that my body needs the vitamins and nutrients they provide, even if the immediate effects are not felt. This is where Alphabrain differs, I really do feel the positive effects after taking it and although I cannot say 100% if this experience is from a placebo symptom I highly doubt it and even if it is, it still makes me feel good.

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Sex Games, the Internet and Pedophiles

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Sex Games, the Internet and Pedophiles

There haven’t been many times in history where you can casually admit that you got sexually abused by a troupe of Brazilian midgets yesterday afternoon, yet we appear to live in a golden age! The internet has allowed our creative minds to go wild to such an extent that sexual taboos have become blurred with normality (at least in my life) to a point whereby online 3D sex games are a passionate part of millions of peoples lives everyday. For once in your life you can find out what it is like to be a girl, get molested by a group of vampires or even just to lose your virginity without actually stepping out of the comfort of your non-judgemental land you refer to as “home” and admitting to someone your deepest lusts and desires. So I figured out that I had to give it a go – partly to fulfil the inner pervert in me and partially to live by my own philosophy of the proverbial “don’t knock it until you’ve tried it”. Now then… boy or girl?

For my initial quest I chose to build my avatar as a young female considering that I didn’t want to abash myself with “flirting” in an online world. I chose the ethnicity, look and even personality of my new virtual self and then blasted off into a world of taboo, vices and sexual deviancy. To my surprise it was all lacking the “disgusting” part that I had not only hoped for but imagined. In short my first 30 minutes had passed and I had chatted liberally about musical tastes with a stranger and visited a “disco room” to indulge my character in some virtual liquor. Then it hit me like a train… I was being hit on… and it was after this that it started to get weird – I mean really, really weird.

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Automated Sperm Collection Robot

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Automated Sperm Collection Robot -

A couple of days ago I came across this machine on the internet:

Basically in its most crude and rudimentary form this is a semen “milking” machine which is being rolled out at sperm banks across China. The machine costs a little under $3000 to purchase and is said to – quite worryingly – work on 95% of users. I have no idea what happens if you are in the remaining 5%, maybe the thing just rips your penis off or something. The machine appears pretty similar to the Fleshlight, which I happen to own numerous models off and as a result the easiest comparison I can give is to that product. I am quite intrigued at this “milking machine” and would in all honesty give it a go pretty quickly had I been given the opportunity. I think if I was a Chinese man right now I would be heading to the nearest sperm bank everyday and then just pull out before the dynamite and say it failed to do the job. Free automated blowjobs for all! I guess China is still the communist capital of the world.

One thing that sprang to my mind was the possible hygiene levels and just how easily STD’s are transmitted. The website states that they use a “removable condom” to collect the semen and ensure that STD’s are not transmitted. I’ve had the same dilemma when telling people about the Fleshlight – its not the fact that they’re cheating on you with your lifeless product, just the thought of someone else’s penis being mercilessly rammed inside it which makes my gut tremble! Technically it would be the same as fucking a prostitute or a really, really easy girl, yet it is the whole inanimate object, coupled with multiple partners thing that creeps me out!

Nevertheless I know what is going on my Christmas wishlist.

History, the Human Race and Breeding Patterns

Category : Featured, History, Writing

History, the Human Race and Breeding Patterns -

Human genetics are established in a way where the strongest or most intelligent beings breed far more than their weak, dumb counterparts. In essence this is the theory of the late Charles Darwin and we witness this act with every animal from the humble moth to the war mongering humanoid. Our survivalist instinct teaches us to breed this way in order to capitalise on the superior traits of man and to hopefully kill out any of the unwanted seed.

It is documented that 0.5% of all the people on the planet are distantly related to Genghis Khan, who as we all know was one of the greatest military commanders of all time. There is NOBODY around like Genghis Khan today, very few people have that immense brutality coupled with awe-inspiring vision and intelligence and for Genghis this meant one thing – he captivated his image into the greatest pussy magnet the world has ever seen. Whether all of those women were either raped and pillaged or simply swooned at his stench of blood and decomposing flesh is really a separate point all together but one thing is for sure… he got down with a lot of women. Respectively this was probably as much for the feeling of pleasure and dominance he gained while doing so than actually having some form of “master plan” to repopulate the world with his genes. However this is an entirely natural thing and is the reason why humans have developed the orgasmic feeling of sex.

So where am I going with this? Well up until the time of the industrial revolutions of the world the greatest men had sex and consequently produced far more offspring than the dumb people of the world. Many different reasons contributed to this such as the fact that intelligence or brawn in those years resulted in a higher salary which in turn meant that the ability to support children was a possibility. Dumb and weak people on the other hand made very little money and could not support the children they had which meant that unluckily for them – they died off. Not only this but the men with intelligence or great strength were obviously far more desirable than a man of average worth, which lead to them bastardising more children in general.

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